Hello my friends and thank you for visiting the most important interweb site ever, JohnnyHatesReflex.com. JDJ, aka me, is many things, legendary off road enthusiast, hunter, noodler, entrepanour and defender of the glorious sport of Motocross and ATV racing. I’ve been takin’ names and collecting checkered flags since I was knee high to a gator’s ankle. Many of you will recall my triumph in the 3rd heat championship at the Southern Louisiana Bayou Classic in 1991.
I was planning my comeback to the sport when I encountered a most unfortunate road block to my ambitions, a despicable video game by the name of MX vs ATV Reflex. In this game you can flip and twist and race and ride in a way that is illogical and insane. No true rider, like me, can perform the aerobatic feats of stupidity that are propagandized in MX vs ATV Reflex. If people get to playing this Reflex and start expectin shenanigans of that sort well my dreams are pretty much done and squashed.
Ladies and Gentleman, help me stand in an oppositional manner against this crime of nature. With my heroic dedication to riding, I am poised to delight the world from supercross stadiums to fairgrounds across the globe. Please support my return to the game by letting your voice be seen. Say yes to JDJ and no to Reflex. I thank you, God bless.
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Are you coming to Henderson for the mud mash?
hey bro! you’re awesome! i luv your site! you finally put it together, and it rocks! missed you last week at the fry, where were you? let’s hang out soon. miss u
You’re pissed off about a videogame?!?!?
Get a life.
you tell it like it is. keep these kids in the saddle and off the sofa. wheres my gun i wanna shoot somethin
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
Have a nice day
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Youre dang right im mad about this game harry, if the youngins think all this unnatural stuff is cool then i am not going to make a comeback and i am the very hero that the children, and adults really, of this country need.
You’re a kooky dude but what’s so wrong with video games? Hey, I can play my MX games any time of the day, any day of the year. Can’t say that for riding real bikes when the weather ain’t so good!
you make a good point. stop that. my problem with the game is that it’s too crazy, i cant do that stuff so if kids see it and think its cool then how can i make a legendary comeback? i cant, thats how.
johnny sounds like he’s intimidated by some moving pixels on the television screen!
johnny ill give you two reasons why you dont need to make a comeback in dirt cycle racing….. hehe
the greatsest riders of this moment are in the game
like James”Bubba”Stewart its a VIDEOGAME!!!!!
sounds like JDJ has been tank-slapped a few too many times
hes just mad because he doesnt want to get wooped in reflex and if its not that hes just wack!
Who’s the chick with the bag on her head ? =>>>>>>
Stupid hillbilly
Awesome campaign against the video game. (I’m still gonna get it), but I like your fire and passion.
dude just shut up. your some stupid hillbilly who has no life. Who cares if kids play video games?!? Most of the kids who do play mx vs atv ride unlike your lazy self who probably sits on your butt all day dreaming about killing the perfect deer while drinking your beer. And if they want to be lazy thats up to them. Who are you to judge people? Plus how are you gonna make a comeback when nobody knew you in the first place?!?!?! Go get a life
This whole thing is most likely a ploy by the game developers to raise awareness of the game. and it appears to be working. kudos! and the game is sweet. hope they have name brands this time around.
Are you the dork who sent me a resume about how fast you were, with nothing recent? Then you wanted me to buy you a bike? (or was it a new pig, I can’t remember)
Dude, you’re a spode
S-P-O-D-E
Dave, it was a pig AND a new bike. i need the bike to ride and i need some food to eat for energy to ride the bike so thats where the pig comes in. dont think i forgot neither! and i dont know what a spode is so i dont even care what you call me. im gonna assume a spode is a awesome guy that your sister wants to get frisky with cuz that makes sense.
and all this time, I thought the pig was to be your new girlfriend
nah, the last lady that wrangled me was just about a pig herself, been there, done that
Dude, yur my frickin hero! I wish that I cud b as cool you. I tell you wut bo, if you ever come on to duh mountains in uh.. well, I aint quite sure where I live at.. Its somewhere in them mountains where Nort Carolina, Sout Curolina, and Georgia (pronowncet JOE-JUH), anyway, if you ever in thuh area there, let me kno and we’ll go do some real ridin’ mayne. We’ll get out there, I tell you what, we’ll go braadaaadaaadaaadaaraaaaaap, man, I got this ol’ jump out back, its like 15 feet or somethin’ like that, man you hit that thing, its scary its so big. You look like ol Richy Stewart or Jacky McGrath or somebody like that. I bet you could throw one them whipper tails over it. Then we got this big ol’ hillclimb out in them woods, and we hit that thang, braaadarrdarrdarrraaaaap, we look like summa them GNCC pro guys, like you know, that Charkie Mullis feller, that ol’ Glenn Karkey guy and Shane Wattsy and whatnot. yeah, them fellers dont live too far away either man. Hit me up if you wunna ride sometime, we’ll be all like, braadaaaraap.
Im depressed…
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Hey Dude. You ROCK! Keep on working on your comeback. Most kids know the difference between a video game and real life. However, I AM having my doubts about you. Love ya, MAN! If I knew where you were, I’d stalk you.