My beautiful chainsaw motor derby machine

by johnny on December 17, 2009 · 4 comments

Check out this little beauty, she helped me win the chainsaw motor derby every year i was in the 5th grade. i know MX vs ATV Reflex has a bunch of vehicles but none of em can compare to this little metal monster.

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i love fishin and this is funnier’n heck.

by johnny on December 16, 2009 · 0 comments

this guy is the man. that cant be argued. have yourself a laugh, my christmas gift to you.

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Good old American Dirt

by johnny on December 15, 2009 · 0 comments

I dont need to use MX vs ATV Reflex as a way to travel to places ive never been or raced on, american dirt is fine with me and its good enough for my bike sheila so its good enough for all you chuckleheads to.

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10. Coaster
9. Archery target
8. Clay pigen
7. butt scratcher
6. coffee table level
5. To prop door open
4. Floor matt in truck ( on second thought it could get stuck under gas pedal so don’t do thAt)
3.Beer pong paddle
2. Fly swatter
1. Regift to folks who you wanna hurt

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my friends, it aint a good day for me. try as i might have to stop it from being pushed out on the gen pop MX vs ATV Reflex is being released today. If you truly support me and want to see me performing my tricks such as the Blindfolded Biscuit mixer at fairgrounds and rec centers across this great country of ours, you understand the calamity i’m facin. i wont tell you not to buy a copy for you and your youngins. i just ask that after you buy one you do the right thing and use it as a coaster or a clay pigen. im depressed yall, moonshine therapy time.

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