10. hit up every DQ in Louisiana
9. stop listenin to Dale when hes drunk, only gets us into trouble
8. Make the mustache as popular as it was for porn stars and cops in the 80s
7. Try to score with my cousin Delilah now that we know she’s adopted
6. fix up my bike Sheila so she quits leakin more gas than my grampa on chili night
5. Bag at least 30 deers, 50 squirrels and 20 boars. But not with my truck or my bike
4. invent 5 new tricks worthy of my trickipedia for the good of future generations
3. drink the same water as Bubba Stewart, it’s workin for him, must be something to it
2. Convince the world that playing MX vs ATV Reflex leads to a serious case of scabies
1. Finally dig my heels in and complete my comeback to off road racin. The world needs a hero like me.
10. Coaster
9. Archery target
8. Clay pigen
7. butt scratcher
6. coffee table level
5. To prop door open
4. Floor matt in truck ( on second thought it could get stuck under gas pedal so don’t do thAt)
3.Beer pong paddle
2. Fly swatter
1. Regift to folks who you wanna hurt
Top 10 loveliest ladies I have loved to look at
10. Condoleeza Rice
9. Reese Witherspoon
8. Heather Locklear
7. Betty Rubble (when I was little, dont you judge me)
6. Farrah Fawcett (RIP)
5. Pamela Anderson
4. Halle Berry (wish I was Billy Bob)
3. Dolly Parton (2 reasons why, hehe)
2. Daisy Duke aka Catherine Bach
1. Jessica Simpson aka Daisy Duke #2
Top 10 Movies of all time
10. The Dirt Bike Kid
9. Road House
8. Showgirls
7. Every Which Way But Loose
6. Crusty Demons of Dirt
5. Milo and Otis (I got a sensitive side too)
4. The home video my buddy Dale made of me winning the 2nd place championship at the Southern Louisiana Bayou Classic.
3. Girls Gone Wild (All of em)
2. Smokey and the Bandit
1. Smokey and the Bandit 2
My Top 10 favorite foods
10. Corn dogs
9. Little Debbie’s Snack Cakes
8. Monster Tabasco Slim Jim
7. Crawfish
6. Deer Jerky
5. Mac and cheese
4. Pickled Quail Eggs
3. Pork Rinds
2. Whatever I shot or fished and Maw-maw cooked up
1. RC Cola
