The Boot Banger: Once you get goin at a pretty good clip, let go of the handles with your hands and grab em with your boots. Lean back, stick your arms in the air and scream like hell. Ride until you crash. You always do. Then, and this is really important, get up and ignore the internal bleeding and dance a jig to show everybody that you aint dumb, your just tough as nails. The Johnny recommends a heel-clicker.

Superman seat grab 360, my rear end. True stunting can only be found in the legendary Johnny Dunham Jr. world famous Trickepedia.

Blindfolded Biscuit Mixer – This one’s easy as long as you can down a half dozen of Maw-Maw’s biscuits and a half gallon of full fat milk before mounting and doing a dozen donuts, blindfolded. Disqualifier – puking.

Behind the Back Cow Tipper – For this you need height, Agility and a sleeping cow (emphasis on sleeping cow). Push your bike up behind a sleeping cow and then start her up, vroom vroom! If the cow don’t freak out and knock you down, you’re a winner.

The Elvis a.k.a. “All Shook Up” – For this you need to remove the front shocks, have fried peanut banana sandwich, and ride some moguls.

The Southern Samurai – For this you need a bike, a compound bow, and height. Details of this trick are pending legal review for violating ninja secrecy, I’ll tell you as soon as I can. You can imagine it’s pretty dang cool though.

The Cowboy Whiplash – You need a bike, a cattle guard, chaps (pants optional, Johnny recommends a stiff libation both prior and post cattle guard). Wheely on a cattle guard, slippery, bumpy, nuff said.

The Spanky – This is a Johnny Approved finish line showboat trick. Women love it, Men fear it. Goes well when combined with the Cowboy Whiplash. See also “Grandstanding.” It ain’t dirty neither, just pull your shirt up when you see that checkered flag and smack on your belly while you ride standing up, you just ate up the competition like food and they tasted good.

The Roostertail -This is the true classic, spin that back tire and kick as much mud up towards the heavens as you possibly can. Ideally you can see your handiwork splatter up against a barn or something.

Don’t Rattle my Saddle – Riding side saddle, with no hands. Seriously, I can do that.