10. hit up every DQ in Louisiana
9. stop listenin to Dale when hes drunk, only gets us into trouble
8. Make the mustache as popular as it was for porn stars and cops in the 80s
7. Try to score with my cousin Delilah now that we know she’s adopted
6. fix up my bike Sheila so she quits leakin more gas than my grampa on chili night
5. Bag at least 30 deers, 50 squirrels and 20 boars. But not with my truck or my bike
4. invent 5 new tricks worthy of my trickipedia for the good of future generations
3. drink the same water as Bubba Stewart, it’s workin for him, must be something to it
2. Convince the world that playing MX vs ATV Reflex leads to a serious case of scabies
1. Finally dig my heels in and complete my comeback to off road racin. The world needs a hero like me.
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Happy New Year Johnny Dunham Jr.!!!! Hoo hoo! You’re my hero!
ur funny johnny. you need a girlfriend? haha
Growing a mustache is the quickest way to the top! I’m with ya, Johnny. Mustache power!