Hello my friends and thank you for visiting the most important interweb site ever, JohnnyHatesReflex.com. JDJ, aka me, is many things, legendary off road enthusiast, hunter, noodler, entrepanour and defender of the glorious sport of Motocross and ATV racing. I’ve been takin’ names and collecting checkered flags since I was knee high to a gator’s ankle. Many of you will recall my triumph in the 3rd heat championship at the Southern Louisiana Bayou Classic in 1991.
I was planning my comeback to the sport when I encountered a most unfortunate road block to my ambitions, a despicable video game by the name of MX vs ATV Reflex. In this game you can flip and twist and race and ride in a way that is illogical and insane. No true rider, like me, can perform the aerobatic feats of stupidity that are propagandized in MX vs ATV Reflex. If people get to playing this Reflex and start expectin shenanigans of that sort well my dreams are pretty much done and squashed.
Ladies and Gentleman, help me stand in an oppositional manner against this crime of nature. With my heroic dedication to riding, I am poised to delight the world from supercross stadiums to fairgrounds across the globe. Please support my return to the game by letting your voice be seen. Say yes to JDJ and no to Reflex. I thank you, God bless.
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